{"product_id":"lavatory-retriever-funny-birthday-card-1","title":"Lavatory Retriever | Funny Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"206\" data-end=\"636\"\u003eGet ready for a howl-worthy laugh with the \u003cstrong data-start=\"249\" data-end=\"291\"\u003eLavatory Retriever Funny Birthday Card\u003c\/strong\u003e—perfect for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates a good bathroom joke. The front shows a loyal pup proudly delivering a roll of toilet paper to its owner in the restroom. The caption reads: \u003cstrong data-start=\"483\" data-end=\"558\"\u003e“Perhaps the most noble of all rescue animals: The Lavatory Retriever.”\u003c\/strong\u003e The owner replies with, \u003cstrong data-start=\"583\" data-end=\"598\"\u003e“Good dog!”\u003c\/strong\u003e—setting up the punchline perfectly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"638\" data-end=\"858\"\u003eInside, the fun continues with the message: \u003cstrong data-start=\"682\" data-end=\"734\"\u003e“I hope your birthday delivers. Happy Birthday.”\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed in the USA on a premium 5\" x 7\" card and paired with a matching envelope, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"860\" data-end=\"878\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"864\" data-end=\"878\"\u003eHighlights\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"879\" data-end=\"1080\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"879\" data-end=\"932\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"932\"\u003eHilarious dog-themed bathroom rescue illustration\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"933\" data-end=\"1001\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"935\" data-end=\"1001\"\u003eInside message: “I hope your birthday delivers. Happy Birthday.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1002\" data-end=\"1026\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1004\" data-end=\"1026\"\u003ePremium 5\" x 7\" card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1027\" data-end=\"1057\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1029\" data-end=\"1057\"\u003eIncludes matching envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1058\" data-end=\"1080\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1060\" data-end=\"1080\"\u003ePrinted in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Raspberries","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49083603419373,"sku":"198","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0048\/0483\/7476\/files\/Lavatory_Retriever_Funny_Birthday_Card.jpg?v=1764537327","url":"https:\/\/edwardschic.com\/products\/lavatory-retriever-funny-birthday-card-1","provider":"Edwards Chic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}