{"product_id":"nobleworks-want-underwear-all-occasions-card","title":"Want Underwear All Occasions Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eShare a laugh for any occasion with this hilarious, nostalgia-inspired greeting card. The front sets up the joke with a classic scenario: A doctor tells a patient, \"The Doctor Would Like A Stool Sample, A Urine Sample, And A Sperm Sample.\" The hard-of-hearing patient turns and asks, \"What Did She Say?\" to which his partner replies, \"They Want Your Underwear.\" The inside is left blank for your own personalized message. Printed in the USA, this card is perfect for anyone who appreciates a good old-fashioned joke.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eClassic Joke Format:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eA funny, easy-to-love nostalgic punchline.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eAll Occasion Humor:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePerfect for birthdays, get well, or just because.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eBlank Inside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePlenty of space for your own personal message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eUSA Made:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eA high-quality greeting card manufactured in the USA.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"NobleWorks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48673884537069,"sku":"4760K","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0048\/0483\/7476\/files\/b9d035f7dcc52f3e5586309d0269d52b0d5a186c6cb19f41542cf037191ab7c9.jpg?v=1757354009","url":"https:\/\/edwardschic.com\/products\/nobleworks-want-underwear-all-occasions-card","provider":"Edwards Chic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}