{"product_id":"two-thongs-humorous-birthday-card","title":"Two Thongs | Humorous Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eGet a cheek-splitting laugh with the \u003cstrong\u003e\"Two Thongs\" Birthday Card\u003c\/strong\u003e, a hilarious take on aging disgracefully. The front features a comical scene: an elderly couple on a beach, both boldly sporting thongs. The setup text, \"important words to remember as we get older,\" leads to the brilliant punchline inside: \"Two thongs don't make a right. Happy Birthday.\" This 5x7 card, proudly printed in the USA, is perfect for friends with a great sense of humor who appreciate a clever pun.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eHilarious Visual Gag:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAn elderly couple in thongs guarantees a laugh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eClever Pun:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eA smart, memorable play on the well-known phrase.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eRelatable Aging Humor:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePokes fun at growing old with a carefree attitude.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eAmerican Quality:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePremium 5x7 card printed in the USA.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Raspberries","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48532803748077,"sku":"201","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0048\/0483\/7476\/files\/c3625c1718fc92a19747cd904f9949fb75496e292471be2966241e9db73d6ca4.jpg?v=1755031910","url":"https:\/\/edwardschic.com\/products\/two-thongs-humorous-birthday-card","provider":"Edwards Chic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}